Starring Gant ;D.

I wanted to write a fanfiction based on this idea, but that might require that I actually read the whole book :B. This isn't meant to offend, I'm just turning my frustration with Twilight (people talk about it EVERY EFFIN DAY at my school) into silliness.

This doesn't make sense. And it's not really a comic, it's a sketchpage organized into panels D:.

1) It's Bella Gant u gaiz! Love her/him/it, because he/she/it is a unique and beautiful snowflake. 8D. You can blame near for this, I was going to have Feenie be bella. Oh, and that's just a bad wig... and boobie-oranges. Gant feels pretty.

2) Aww, isn't that sweet? Neil Marshall still love Bella Gant even though she/he/it hung him up on a suit of armor X3. I don't know either.

3) Bella fangirls over the Cullens too much. what an awful, creepy girl D:. The "cullens" are represented by the Von Karmas... and Edgeworth.

4)More manfred stalkage. Manfred is Edward, BTW. Something about REAL perfection. Not sure.

5) Why else would Von Karma save anyone? So he could kill them c:<

6) I love drawing crazy faces. don't judge. "I'M DANGEROUS, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE FANGS, AND I SPARKLE LIKE A STRIPPER WEARING TOO MUCH BODY GLITTER". I'm so mean :B. Von Karma IS a bit dangerous, though... so is Gant. 8D

7) A CHALLENGER APPROACHES. Luke Atmey is Jacob Black. Not sure why. I never got that far in the book, I just know he's a werewolf or something D:. And I had to draw Atmey in there SOMEWHERE. Don't ask about the LOOOOOOONG...er nose. I don't really know.

8) I found the source of his sparkles... can you find it? ;D I'll give you a hint, it's splendiferous.